In addition to the things you do, there are some things which are. These things need some further explanation. Such as the following.
Men
You can’t get around it, Morocco is a country owned by males. They are everywhere. And they want you to know it. Their main purpose in life is annoying, bothering, harassing female tourists. They can’t keep their mouths shut. In Arabic, French, English, and sometimes Dutch, they talk, beg, ask, shout. They will stand right in front of you, walk with you if you don’t stop, or grab your arm if they’re really bold. If you ignore them, they’re upset, but if you don’t, they’ll definitely upset you. It’s tiring. Even with ignoring everybody, you get irritated. If it’s not by the voices, it’s because of all the honking. Cabs, mopeds, cars, they all honk to get your attention. I don’t think there is a woman in the world who will like Morocco for its people. The country is fine, but they should kick out all the men!
Traffic
Also something you can’t get around in Marrakech is the traffic. Or actually, you can! Without traffic lights, or any other noticeable rules, it’s easy to cross the street anywhere, anytime, as long as you’re not afraid to get hit. The streets are broad, the streets are crowded, but crossing has never been so easy in my life. You look left, walking or stopping, depending on whether you think the car, moped or bicycle will let you walk first or not. When you’re in the middle of the road, you look right and resume the walking and stopping in the same way. Fun! Also fun is the fact that this is the first city outside NL where I’ve seen so many cyclists on the roads, although I would be very afraid to cycle here!
Food
You can get mint tea anywhere. Prices vary, but the concept is the same. You get a small teapot filled with mint leaves, hot water and sugar, 1:1:1. With it comes a small tea glass you fill yourself. This tea is too sweet for my taste, but when you leave out the sugar, the mint flavor is just too strong, bitter. These mini glasses are the funniest when they come in a ‘beer glass shape’. Because if you are a pro and you’re capable of pouring the tea from high above, the tea also resembles beer, to match the glass. When boiled, the water is safe, but you better not drink from the tap. So we drank a lot of mineral water too, which I also drank after brushing my teeth. It’s a weird habit you acquire!
With tea, you should of course eat pastries. I saw patisseries where you would have to pay 20 euro for a pretty chocolate pie, but we kept it to the small shops where you could buy pastries for 40 eurocents per piece. And I bet they were just as good! We ate a lot of pastries these days. But only because we also drank a lot of mint tea of course!
We had lunches at our hosts place. Real Moroccan and Lebanese food, made with fresh ingredients and a lot of love. Rice or couscous, potatoes, vegetables and meat, exactly how a meal should be. We only ate lunch in a small restaurant once. It was not good. Not spicy, the potatoes were not fully cooked, the olives were bitter and the meat was only bone. I guess we picked the wrong place…
A fun thing is the following story about yoghurt. Our hosts told us this after a conversation about the untrustworthiness of Moroccan people. They bought plain yoghurt for a recipe. When N. put it with the other ingredients and tasted it, it turned out it wasn’t plain yoghurt, but yoghurt with banana flavor. Meal ruined… And when they went back to the store, the employees told them it was no big deal, because ‘banana flavored yoghurt is much nicer than plain yoghurt”. Doh! When we went to the supermarket on our first morning, I bought four little cups of vanilla yoghurt. I bought these instead of the big bottle, because when I shook the bottle, the yoghurt sounded like milk. Guess what, when I opened my first cup, the yoghurt wasn’t solid either. I didn’t bother to go back to the store.